Dear Cell Phone Owners,
Please don't make ME listen to YOUR favorite song while I wait for you to answer the phone. This makes me not want to call you again.
p.s Why would you pay for a song that you don't actually get to listen to?
Dear You know who you are,
I'm pretty much done with your attitude. You need to get it together.
Why did all of my purchased ring tones disappear when I lst updated my phone, and how can I get them back?
I adore my new Red Starbucks travel mug. I think of your every morning when I make my tea for work. Thank you!
Enough with the palpitations. I am tired of Dr appointments, medications, and monitors. Can we please call a truce?
Dear Shutter Lady,
You may have redeemed yourself. We'll see next week.